tell people how much of a good vigilante I am.
Imagine the usual brawl on the streets of Lagos, when the lout escapes with the bash
Imagine the off-the-cuff visit of the rainbow with just fingers pointing and naked eyes registering just to the mind.
Imagine the picture of a man falling over from a skyscraper (God forbid…but there’s no good news as bad news).
Would my parents have told me they never argued – all in the name of trying to render marital advice – if I had captured one
of their sessions.
Ever wondered how we got the clips of the American Airlines Flight 11 spontaneously crashing into the WTC?
The real picture of Clinton and Liewinsky at the real location would have been a scoop for me, you know. (that's if it ever happened)
…and when events unfold without me apprehending them, I ask myself “where is the ‘paparazzi’ in me?’ WATCH OUT!

She needs more than a step to make it work where only a step works for her peers. She’ll overtax her voice to be heard, she’ll love to play and be equal with peers. She’s got their nature, not their nurture.
What different is it if they were dead; after all, parental care is a dream, a fantasy she longs to have. She is an inseparable friend of Physical and emotional ill treatment. She thought they were foster parents because to them she’s a burden.
Orphans are still starving and languishing around the place. Abandoned here and there, striving to taste life at least, if good life is a luxury. Who would now listen to the story of a child with living parents? I think many ‘strangers’ would, with a truck-full of advice. “You need to appreciate your parents, they gave you life; they can’t provide all your needs”. She didn’t ask for their heads. “You should be thankful to God, some people just want the presence of their parents, nothing else. You don’t have any problem, all you need do is persevere and make them see reasons that you are a good child!” Hmm…so easy to say! People know her shoe hurts but the degree is what nobody can tell except her.
A pawn. Sorry a child whose father is a celebrated philanthropist in all the local joints in the neighborhood. “Serve them round, we spend money, money don’t spend us”. In fact if he decides to be a responsible and a responsive father tomorrow, Mama G’s beer parlour and other beverage stores around would experience a drastic decline in sales and possibly wind up after a short while. Her mother is not the social type that goes out drinking. She has a deep repugnance for ‘Owambe’. She’s a good moth…hmm…No!...a good woman. She respects and honours her husband. Tithe, offering, vigil, and prayer meetings cannot wait for anything. “Prayers can solve it all.”
Her parents could not stand the shame of seeing their child getting her own education only by doing chores and hawking while their friends’ children are in school. Only on this basis, she got dumped in a public primary school. A school where teachers embark on self and general strike at will. Compulsory Holidays on rainy days – special thanks to dilapidated school structures. She learns more of her teachers’ merchandise than the school curriculum (that’s if there is any).
She’s got a big map of ‘God knows where’ on the back of her school uniform - the best aunty Obioma, the 'cut and patch' expert on their street could do to rescue her aged and pale school uniform.
One day - one of those days that our thoughts are perfectly interpreted in Acts and scenes - her mother showed her so much love and affection. Her father joined the chorus, he cuddled and kissed her; they gazed into her tears-friendly eyes that now embrace a great sigh of bliss as they all merry together. Whoever wrote the script of that dream is a fan of happy ending …and they live happily ever after. Not yet! The dream bounced and became an unforgettable nightmare. In reverie of a sweet dream, they could read happiness in block letters on her face. This is considered a big threat to the family, especially the mother whose pastor had earlier proclaimed that one of the ways to pick a witch in the family is when their sons or daughters laugh or smile indiscriminately. That day, she got the beating of her life!
She’s vulnerable, naïve. She ponders about several happenings as every little thing turns out to be a misery; she has a long list of disturbing and unanswered questions. She’s growing with a strong feeling of isolation and alienation from her folks. For now she’ll choose freedom over love. She desires an open door to see a new dawn. New beginning blessed with joy and a more assuring future only that her elder brothers are still out there trying to make a living as their background had inflicted a great deal of hardship on them. They drip to earn a penny.
Who is SHE? She is any Nigerian Child subjected to physical, emotional, and mental ill treatment of any sort. She lives everywhere in the country. She's a child not a burden! The other Money spinning cause dwarfs her cause so nobody is paying attention to her plights. Her parents are mere public smokers who get pardoned every time because there are murder, looting, kidnapping and other ‘serious’ case files pending. It’s a pity!

After a long, very long day
The night comes
Elopes with the breath
Bids farewell to the poor body
It ceases taking care of itself
It’s another man’s job
Upon exit
Eulogy becomes the reigning song
“He’s nice! It shouldn’t be him”
Who should it be?
Their eyes grow misty
…The priest would say
No amount of tears can revive him
You cannot survive without him
Here’s the best time to let him know;
Go with him!
This message like a knob
Turns down the volume of their ear-splitting squall
Squall borne out of fear
Fear, they’ll wear his shoes someday
To every man
It remains a lump of gristle
Not to be cherished
Like a tantalising meal of no blemish
Cherish?
A man appears in his ceremonial outfit;
Sprawl in a glorified box
Get compliment, salutes from folks
Mute he is
Six feet below the surface of the soil
Descended into a one-man apartment
Dust to dust…they’ll say
Adieu, off they go
Ever wondered the shades of birth and death
This moment he came
Celebrated like he’s immortal
Another we see him scud
Form our illusions and dreams
He’s only paying his debt before us
Alas! We shall not always be here.
Pandemonium erupts like the unpremeditated wind in the vacation
The heavy downpour after the wind hits the ground
Like the furious parades of the battalions
Frequent strikes of the thunder disturb the serenity of the night
So heavy was the rain the stars fell with it
Cowardice and timidity reign
A good lullaby will not make an infant go to sleep
Oh! This is the longest night I have lived to witness
We wait the dawn endlessly with enthusiasm
The long expected dawn came unexpectedly
Almost welcoming it with chanting and dancing
Still oblivious of the news it brought
The oddity in the air seems too obvious
The nostril of a vulture is not needed to perceive one
Like a flash news it came to us;
An adventurous friend slipped last night
Friends, folks and even foes inquire
Did he go out hunting for misery?
This is not the time to scold
But to concertedly get him back on his feet
The weird night is gone
But the shriek of pain left behind lingers
A priest of great charisma
He discusses nothing except the teachings of the bible
A mentor; an exemplary leader
Faultless in appearance
A man of good age
Yet strong and balance
He lives with the prestige of the pilgrimage
He’s never married
He’s addicted to sermonizing and praying
A committed servant of the creed
Yet never looked as if he needed a thing
Sadly our celibate priest is diagnosed with herpes
Swiftly he reacts
I do not indulge in unprotected sex
What does this suggests?
Upon the clarion call
We left the shore
Touch miles
Take a shed under another man’s sky
To humanity – we serve
For man-ity, we starve
The chorus is unity is in diversity
Concocted with flurry of activities
With the cacophonic sound of the beagle
We prance to the music of struggle
For our Spartan, sweat-soaked khaki
We clinch the almighty allowee
Tomorrow we’ll journey through a friendlier sun
Merry sadly like a newly freed pawn
We’ll hurry, but cannot outrun the sun
Our part we fulfilled, now the nation’s
As a day climbs on another
We cannot but pray for good weather
'Dare Idowu

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Guinness World Records has returned the title of world's tallest man to China's Bao Xishun after Ukrainian Leonid Stadnyk refused to be measured under new guidelines.
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Bao, who stands at 7 feet, 8.95 inches, held the title for a year before losing it in 2006 to Stadnyk, who is 8 feet 5.5 inches tall, Craig Glenday, editor-in-chief of Guinness World Records, told Reuters.
While Bao has been measured by Guinness, which required him to be measured six times in one day -- both standing and lying down -- Stadnyk has refused. His title was awarded based on a statement from his doctor.
"We realized there was such interest and excitement in these categories to do with height that it was too important a category for us to leave it to a doctor alone," Glenday said. "So we decided to tighten things up completely to make sure there was no doubt."
Glenday said Guinness had been asking Stadnyk since about 2004 -- when the organization first heard of him -- if they could measure him, offering to fly officials to the Ukraine or fly him to Britain.
"He has gone on record saying he doesn't want to be bothered. Basically he doesn't want the fame and publicity that comes with being the world's tallest man," he said. "Whether or not that's the real reason ... I'm not sure, but that's what he's told us."
Stadnyk, who lives with his mother in a tiny village in central Ukraine, told Reuters last year he doesn't "need glory. I just want a normal life under normal conditions."
MORE BURDEN THAN BLESSING
Stadnyk said he sees his height more as a burden than a blessing, saying "the world is built for medium-sized people." He and his mother were living off a pension of about $100 a month and whatever else they earn from growing tomatoes and cucumbers and raising chickens, cows and pigs.
Bao, however, loves the publicity that came with his title and "was a bit gutted" when he found out he had lost it to Stadnyk, Glenday said. The Inner Mongolian livestock herder has not yet learned he is again officially the world's tallest.
Bao is recrowned in the Guinness World Records 2009 edition, which will be released on September 17.
"He was a bit of a recluse. He looked after goats. Then the fame that he got from being a Guinness World Record holder meant that he found himself a wife, his life improved," said Glenday, adding that Bao and his 5 foot 6 inch (1.68 meter) wife are expecting a baby later this year.
Bao hires himself out for publicity stunts and his wedding last year was sponsored by at least 15 companies. In December 2006, Bao saved the lives of two dolphins by reaching deep into their stomachs with his 3.47-foot (1.06-metre) long arm to pull out pieces of plastic, according to Chinese media.
Bao reached his height in a seven-year spurt that began in his teens which doctors have yet to explain, according to Guinness, while Glenday said Stadnyk's growth is said to have been caused by a tumor on his pituitary gland that stimulated over-production of a growth hormone.
The tallest man on record was Robert Wadlow from Alton, Illinois, who measured 8 feet 11 inches and died in 1940, according to Guinness World Records.
Guinness has also crowned a new shortest man under the new rules -- He Ping Ping, who stands 2 feet 5.37 inches (74.61 centimeters) tall and lives just a few hundred miles from Bao in Inner Mongolia, Glenday said.
